We neglected to take a photograph of this morning's carnage, but our fierce kittums left a bloody present on the front mat in the form of a bunny head, rib cage, and legs, left in the vague shape of a pentagram. Our suspicions are close to being confirmed: Scobie is a satanist. He and other neighborhood kitties gather together, chant, and ritually dismember small animals.
And poop in the cranky neighbor's sandbox.
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