Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Introduction

I guess I should take a moment to explain the nature of this blog. My cat Scobie is a suspected Satanist. Or else a demon. But there is something greatly amiss in my once loving kitten. It all started when I moved to the suburbs and my mild mannered cat became a monster, sleeping all day, and hunting innocent woodland creatures at night.

At first we laughed it off. After all, a dead mouse on the door step was no big deal. But then he started skinning the mice, and scattering their organs accross the front mat.

We both realized that something darker was afoot.

My husband and I, using the best in modern technology, will attempt to document Scobie's descent into the the dark side.

We both know that we may not survive this ordeal, but we are driven by forces beyond our control, forces greater than ourselves and our own petty lives.

And so, Cat Carnage was born. . .

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